Halward, I am writing to express my dismay at being dismissed from your research for, and I quote, "specimen's lack of care for his bodily temple." Not only am I one of your most qualified researchers, having completed a full doctorate in Macrobiology at the Bahari Institute, but I am also perfectly healthy, having passed every test you administered. I do have to wonder if my dismissal has less to do with my health and more to do with the fact that I lack the aesthetic you prefer for your research associates. I apologize if my bicep and pectoral measurements don't meet your exacting standards. No longer yours, Dorian