Now that you have no doubt become a world renowned clown, you likely have several admirers of the...how do I say, intimate variety? A lesser artist might decide amongst them and choose just one paramour. But not you, you’re a JUGGLER! You can handle more than one relationship at once. Just be sure that none of the pretty young things that you have sworn yourself to in exclusivity happen to know each other. Otherwise you’re gonna be worse for wear than that time your juggling chapaas banded together against you and built a dam around your house, forcing you to live off nothing but juggling soup for a week.