Dear Father, While you of course know I have the utmost respect for your studies and understand their importance to the future of Palia, the... disturbances caused by your destructive testing nearby to my lab has been just the slightest bit disruptive. In fact, I believe just last week you blew up one of my favorite interns. While she survived the experience, she understandably took the rest of the week off, which made me behind on my own projects. I would ask that, if possible, you could relocate your experiments elsewhere, or at least try to avoid my favorite assistants next time. You can always target Bradley, he's been a real stick in the mud lately. Gratefully, Amadeus