So, I don't want to make it weird, but I'm, like, really really proud of you and how far you've come as a chef. Ugh, there, you even got it in writing! Anyways, if you want to stop by, I've got something exciting for you. So long as you promise not to acknowledge this letter in any way, shape, or form when you come. In fact, it's probably best for everyone if you burn this after reading.