I suppose you must be eagerly anticipating the results of my little spray-on hair test. Well, here they are! After our conversation, I found a mirror with utmost haste. I applied forty-two layers in a houndstooth pattern, exactly as instructed. It took two hours, but it was worth it! Oh, it looked so wonderful! Kenyatta said I looked twenty years younger. Even Eshe said it looked better than the toupee I made from Princess Clara's shedded fur! Alas, promptly at the twenty-four hour mark, the hair fell off. All forty-two layers of it. I hope Tarkaa comes back soon! I simply must re-order. I would have liked to share it with you, but the can is now empty. Instead, please have this as a token of gratitude for returning my package to me. It is the mirror I used to admire myself when I had that beautiful head of hair! Alas, having it around just taunts me now.