Oh, they're so wonderfully sticky! This trash is just lovely!

Only...

These words aren't lovely at all! No, no, no! They're sad!

And now I am sad! And I can't even do anything about it!

But that's the best kind of trash. The kind someone else loved before, and lost. And now it's found again, and we know all about what everyone else forgot!

Here, take this recipe. I need to go look at my trash pile to cheer myself up!