PALIA DATABASE
(As soon as you light the candle your vision goes black. All you can hear is the whispering of the wind.)
(The sound picks up, louder and lounder until the murmurs become screams. You hear a clap of thunder and see a streak of lightning breaking up the darkness.)
(Then the darkness fades. The candle is gone, and in its place is... a rock wearing a tiny hat...?)
Performing the ritual summoned a small rock with an even smaller hat. Surely someone will have a use for this?
A ROCK? Well it's not the usual kind of trash I like... but if you found it, that means it was abandoned, which makes it trash!
Give it here! It shall be my new squire.
Oh, and a recipe for your trouble! It isn't as good as trash, but not much is!